Post by pandora on Apr 23, 2012 22:51:36 GMT -5
TELL US, PANDORA ANTHEIA ALERAMICI, TELL US EVERYTHING
HELLO, THERE. WE'D LIKE TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS
ABOUT YOURSELF. ANYTHING TO SAY BEFORE WE START?
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"...not really, i mean aren't YOU supposed to be asking ME the questions not the other way around?"
LET'S START WITH THE BASICS. NAME, AGE, PROFESSION...
ANYTHING ELSE YOU CAN THINK OF THAT'D BE USEFUL.
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"...seriously, you have the most stupid questions. isn't this somewhere in your notepad?-interviewer gives death glare- yeah, yeah, alright quit giving me the death glare. i'm pandora antheia aleramici, most people call me panda, and i am eighteen years old. i currently do not have a job because i attend school. -interviewer raises eye-brow- are you giving me that look cause i didn't tell you my major...? -interviewer gives curt nod- well i am majoring in political science while minoring in psychology with hopes of becoming a lawyer."
OKAY, GREAT. NOW YOU'VE GOT PRECISELY TWO MINUTES
TO CONVINCE US THAT YOU, YOU ARE THE ONE WE NEED.
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"when most kids went out partying, i was reading, drawing, writing, creating, and most importantly...thinking. since i took the time to do all this instead of going out i developed my opinions and thoughts which made me a rather opinionated and aware girl. this is something no one will notice or are aware of...but i am an extremely romantic person, close to hopeless romantic. yeah, any ones, i'm very brainy and have the memory to back it up with."
TIME'S UP, KID. WELL, THAT WAS INTERESTING. NOW CUT
THE CRAP―ANY FLAWS? ANY QUIRKS? DON'T LOOK AT
US THIS WAY, WE'VE GOT TO KNOW THIS STUFF, TOO. SO.
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"if you haven't noticed...i'm sarcastic and a bit snarky however this is not my fault. i've been betrayed by too many people in the past which has led me to become this sort of person. another negative characteristic i have is that i am a bit of a...cynic and am extremely socially awkward. in addition to that i am extremely head strong and stubborn, someone who will fight and do everything for anything she wants or believes in. another thing that is not healthy that i do is repress my emotions and because i repress and have extreme difficulty expressing it, excluding my art work, music, and writing, i get stress. when i get extremely stressed i get on and off insomnia. sometimes i don't know why and sometimes i do...for the most part its a big pain but when i have a project or something to study for its a nice thing."
MAN, I SWEAR I SAW YOU ON TV THE OTHER DAY! HMM,
NO WAIT. CAN'T BE. YOU LOOK WAY CRAPPIER. ANYWAY.
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"...wow, loving this interview. seriously, no joke. but any ways since you are obviously blind, i am a blonde haired blue-gray eyed female with a fair complexion who stands at five feet five inches. as for my weight...well that's just not any of your business. now, want to know more? -interviewer's eye twitches a little before shaking head- good...now let's get on with this annoying and troublesome interview."
HUH-UH. RIGHT. SO I'M LOOKING AT YOUR FILE, AND I SEE
YOU'RE NOT A ROOKIE. MIND TO SHARE SOME PAST EXPE-
RIENCES? WHERE YOU WORKED, WITH WHOM, YOU KNOW.
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"i've interned at various political offices, but that's not all. i also help my parents time to time with their office work, and yes they are the infamous ceos of siren inc. its not much, but apparently enough to get me into college."
OOH-KAY. THANK YOU. YOU'RE GOING TO BE CONTACTED
WITHIN THE NEXT WEEK. NOW GET OUT OF HERE. NEXT!
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HEY, PEOPLE! IT'S HELENA HERE, WRITING THIS AS WE SPEAK
FROM CALIFORNIA! PEOPLE WHO WANT TO CONTACT ME
JUST HAVE TO PM. FEEL LIKE YOU ALREADY
KNOW ME? THAT'S BECAUSE I ALSO PLAY THE MAGNIFICENT
DARTAGNAN PERCIVAL EVREMONDE && CAELIA-MARIA FELECITA AMBROSE. ANYWAY, I LOVE N/A. OF COURSE.
IT'S PINK FLOYD'S.
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MATILDA, AKA GEE, IT'S MATILDA ! ON CAUTION 2.0,
MADE THIS APPLICATION. DUNSTEAL, AND EVERYONE
WILL BE HAPPY. "HAPPY AS A HIPPO." ALONG CAME P
OLLY, ANYONE? OKAY. I'M SHUTTING UP NOW. BAIBAI.